A Southern Rite of Ridiculousness
📍 9401 Glenwood Ave. Raleigh, NC 27617
If you’ve ever felt the need to kick yourself—but lacked the coordination—North Carolina has a solution for that. The Angus Barn Kicking Booth! Nestled behind the elegant Angus Barn steakhouse sits one of the most absurdly delightful contraptions known to mankind!
This hand-cranked marvel delivers the perfect dose of humility, laughter, and nostalgia. Step in, bend over, crank the wheel, and let a pair of leather boots remind you who’s boss. It’s self-inflicted punishment—Southern style.
🥩 Wait… This Is Behind a Steakhouse?
Yes, yes it is. Because nothing says “I need a little kick in the pants” like an evening of fine dining followed by backyard shenanigans. The Angus Barn is known for its world-class prime rib, but for the right kind of traveler (that’s you), the true main course is tucked behind the trees out back.
🥾 History with a Heel
The concept of the Kicking Machine has oddball roots. Some credit Thomas Haywood of Greensboro with the original design, while others say it was simply a gag inspired by vintage cartoons. Either way, it’s said that even President Truman tried one—and who are we to argue with a man brave enough to crank the crank?
The Angus Barn’s version? A lovingly handmade replica that locals whisper was crafted under full moonlight by old-timey blacksmiths who definitely knew the value of comedy.
🤣 The Experience: Part Joy, Part Core Workout
Let’s break down The Angus Barn Kicking Booth:
You lean forward, put your face through the frame, and pray no one’s live-streaming.
The crank turns.
The boots swing.
You are kicked. (Lovingly. Comically. With wild joy.)
It’s the most fun you’ll have with both feet off the ground.
📸 Angus Barn Kicking Booth Photo Gallery: Legends Were Made Here
“I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.” —Me, after seeing my own socks mid-air.
💬 Pro Tips for Future Kick-ees
Bring a friend. One to crank, one to film. You can’t do both without lawsuits.
Dress for glory. Crazy socks are a must. Capes are encouraged. Pride is optional.
Embrace the ridiculous. This is not the time for cool. This is the time for airborne foolishness.
🎉 Final Thoughts: 10/10 Would Get Kicked Again
🧭 Keep Exploring
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Curious how this post came to be? I spilled the beans (and maybe a little pride) in this behind-the-scenes blog update.