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1 Our Feline Associates: Living Loud on the Road
- 1.1 📁 CONFIDENTIAL DOSSIER CONCLUSION 📁

Our Feline Associates: Living Loud on the Road

The Traveling Cat Syndicate isn’t just a page—it’s a covert archive of whiskered operatives and velvet-footed antics. Our traveling with cats adventure spans couches, counters, and countless corners of the United States, leaving fur trails and tactical nap zones wherever they roam.

They’re not lost. They’re not strays. They’re our Feline Associates—each one a beloved member of our traveling household and fully credentialed in nap enforcement, perimeter security, and dramatic exits. This syndicate of sass and fur lives with us full-time aboard our rolling home, and this page is their dossier: a growing archive of names, nicknames, stories, and faces for every meep, bat, and loaf on the record.

The Kitten Chronicles: The Traveling with Cats Edition

If you spot one of our cats roaming nearby, don’t worry—they’re part of the family. Well-fed, well-loved, and fiercely independent, these feline road companions live aboard our rolling home with us full-time. But if you’re ever unsure, feel free to message us on social—we’re always watching the inbox.

So yes—those cats have a home, a job, and more opinions than your average houseguest. This is their part of the story.

The Syndicate Roster

Notorious. Independent. Documented.

Heddy – Boss The head of the organization. All decisions, respect, and chaos flow through her.

Jersey – Underboss The right paw to the Boss. Handles field affairs and keeps operations smooth.

Phil – Consigliere Trusted advisor. Quiet power. Observes everything. Reports to no one but the Boss.

Scabbers – Caporegime (Captain) Leads the soldiers. Oversees discipline, training, and any corrective paw swats.

Bean – Top-Level Soldier / Enforcer Handles security, external threats, and mystery meeps. Operates outside the perimeter.

Wes – Soldier (In Training) Promising recruit. Shows loyalty with mini-hugs. Pending approval.

LaLa – Soldier (In Training) Tiny. Loud. Fierce. Shows potential for strategic noise deployment.

TBD Cowlet – Probationary Associate Still under watch. Fluffy. Hissy. Possibly possessed by whispers and future greatness.

💻🔐 ACCESS GRANTED 🔐💻

Clearance confirmed. Proceed with caution—below lie full dossiers, classified quirks, and surveillance footage of the Traveling Cat Syndicate. These dossiers contain dangerously high levels of cuteness. Swipe at your own risk.

🐾 Heddy – The Boss

Aliases: Trash Bag, Sketcheddy, The Don of the Nap Cartel

Known for: Dirt-level diplomacy, judgmental staring, selective lap politics

She may resemble a forest trash bag at first glance, but underestimate her and you’ll find yourself on the wrong end of a soul-piercing glare. She’s three years old and rules the syndicate with an iron paw and a disdain for almost everyone—except Phil. Don’t mistake her skittish duck-and-weave for weakness; she’ll curl up on your lap like a velvet threat and stay for hours, silently plotting. She is also the baby sister to Scabbers!

She’s the Boss, and even her own brother’s not safe.

Disposition:

Tolerates Phil, actively dislikes others

Holds court from preferred vantage points

Prefers grime over grooming—she rolls in bus dirt like it’s a tactical advantage

Tolerates no tomfoolery (unless she started it)

Physical Traits:

White with light gray tabby patch on head and gray-tipped tail

Always dusty, occasionally greasy, forever plotting

Crew Status:

Title: Boss

Untouchable authority with territorial naps and a “look of judgment” that keeps soldiers in line

Signature Move: The Silent Stare of Compliance™ followed by The Dismissive Tail Flick

A sleek white cat lies curled on the ground at the base of a tree, surrounded by grass, fallen leaves, and small twigs. Her eyes are partially closed in peaceful rest, and her body is tucked in a relaxed posture. The tree’s trunk and earthy textures frame the scene, suggesting a quiet moment in a natural outdoor setting.

A sleek white cat with subtle dark markings on the head rests on a floral-patterned cushion. Her body is curled comfortably, and her head lies against the cushion while she looks directly at the camera. The rich pinks, reds, and greens of the cushion’s design complement her pristine fur, creating a cozy yet regal ambiance.

A sleek white cat with faint gray markings lies curled on a gray surface, nestled beside a green and blue knit blanket. Her head rests gently on the soft texture, and her body is tucked in a peaceful sleep posture. A white cable hangs in the background, adding a casual touch to the cozy domestic scene.

A sleek white cat with pale gray markings sits on a textured beige carpet, her body angled away but her head turned toward the camera. Her piercing blue eyes meet the viewer with quiet intensity. A woven basket sits nearby, and the wooden floor behind her adds warmth to the indoor setting. The moment captures her serene composure and subtle alertness—command presence in a domestic frame.

A white cat with blue eyes lounges on a wooden shelf beside three hand-knitted dolls. The dolls wear colorful scarves and hats, adding a playful contrast to the feline’s serene, watchful pose. Positioned to the right of the trio, the cat faces the camera with quiet command—suggesting soft leadership and shelf-top surveillance within the Traveling Cat Syndicate.

🐾 Jersey – The Underboss

Aliases: MooMoo, Mersey, The Mudflap Queen

Known for: Hissy diplomacy, inter-cat espionage, meeping complaints

As Underboss, Jersey ensures the Boss’s decrees are enforced—though always with dramatic flourish. She doesn’t walk; she struts. She doesn’t nap; she poses unconscious. A two-year-old calico with a mudflap so majestic it could double as a curtain, Jersey is underboss by rank, boss by attitude, and chaos wrapped in fur. Try to pick her up and you’ll earn a meep so shrill it registers on emergency scanners. That mudflap? It’s not just iconic—it’s a badge of drama. She navigates alliances like a soap opera star and runs emotional support ops for LaLa, Wes, and occasionally Bean, helicopter-mom style. Jersey doesn’t follow the hierarchy. She critiques it—with flair.

Disposition:

Loud meeping upon any lifting attempt

HATES Phil—documented with full audio commentary

Dislikes Heddy indoors but they seem to run covert ops outdoors

Enjoys excursions with Scabbers & Bean

Momma Mode Activated with Wes and LaLa (and occasionally Bean)

Physical Traits:

Calico coat with standout Mudflap Magnificence™

Expressive ears and dramatic pacing

Signature side-eye has reduced grown humans to apologies

Crew Status:

Title: Underboss

Executes orders, manages internal disputes, handles emotional offense like a pro

Signature Move: The Power Leap to Nowhere™ followed by The Hiss-and-Stomp™

A calico cat with patches of black, brown, and white fur sleeps beside an orange tabby on a cushioned chair. Both cats are nestled atop a blue blanket patterned with small colorful shapes. The chair’s upholstery features a checkered design in earthy reds and browns, creating a warm, homey backdrop. Their relaxed poses and close proximity suggest familiarity and comfort—a peaceful moment of shared snooze.

A calico cat with orange, black, and white fur rests on a soft blanket decorated with various dog illustrations. Her body is relaxed and slightly curled, with her head tilted gently to the side as she lounges. The setting includes warm-toned wooden paneling in the background, creating a cozy, cabin-like atmosphere that feels like a peaceful retreat.

A calico cat with white, brown, and black fur sits calmly on a blue blanket decorated with colorful shapes, including a butterfly motif. She gazes slightly to the side, her posture upright yet relaxed. The blanket’s vivid designs contrast with her soft fur, giving her a regal yet whimsical presence as she surveys her surroundings.

A calico cat with orange, black, and white fur sits on a soft surface—likely a bed or couch—facing away from the camera. Her back and part of her head are visible, and she’s nestled beside a dark pillow and a person wearing pajama pants adorned with cat graphics. The overall vibe is relaxed domesticity, with a touch of feline aloofness as Jersey quietly monitors her realm from the shadows.

A calico cat with orange, black, and white fur lies on a bed beside a pillow with purple, green, and white stripes. She’s curled elegantly, front paws tucked, settled atop a soft surface. Behind her, vibrant touches of knit work and reading material add color and character to the cozy setup. The gray headboard anchors the scene, offering a quiet contrast to Jersey’s warm tones.

🐾 Phil – The Consigliere

Aliases: Philly Philly Dupe, Philadelphia

Known for: Strategic complaining, violent diplomacy, luxurious flop maneuvers

Philly Philly Dupe is the consigliere of our Traveling Cat Syndicate—a majestic, moody loaf who delivers judgment with a blink and a sigh. He may serve as Heddy’s right paw, but he’d prefer the rest of the crew just… disappear. Quiet by nature but piercingly observant, Phil offers counsel through well-timed stares, subtle flops, and the occasional tactical loaf deployment.His disdain is rivaled only by his devotion to humans, whom he treats like his personal masseuses and emotional support chauffeurs. He refuses to participate in morale but will occupy your lap like a weighted blanket full of complaints. Regal, reluctant, and never wrong, Phil’s presence is less about volume—and more about gravitational pull.

Disposition:

Grumpy to the core

Tolerates Heddy, fears Scabbers, hunts everyone else

May be majestic, but also mildly dramatic

Angelic toward his humans—flops like a collapsed chandelier and demands affection. Actively hostile towards all other humans.

Physical Traits:

Ragdoll fluff perfection

Boujie to the bone—requires regular brushing or mat-pocalypse ensues

High-maintenance coat, high-maintenance attitude

Crew Status:

Title: Consigliere

Offers silent counsel, mood checks, and passive obstruction tactics

Signature Move: The Flop-Then-Hiss Combo™ followed by The Redirected Flop of Judgment™

A black and white cat with striking blue eyes sits confidently on a wooden surface. His coat is plush, with a white chest, white paws, and a dark face that highlights his intense gaze. Behind him, the backdrop features a bold mix of pink and gray hues, and a partially visible green box adds a pop of contrast. The overall scene blends boutique elegance with operative poise—like Phil’s overseeing syndicate affairs from a pop-art penthouse.

A black and white cat with a pink nose lounges gracefully on a soft blanket. His fur is long and luxurious, with distinct patches of dark and light tones that accentuate his relaxed pose. He gazes off with calm indifference, partially stretched out with one paw extended. The background features warm wooden tones and soft fabric textures, completing the scene with an air of domestic luxury.

A black and white cat with plush fur lounges inside a wooden cabinet, nestled among everyday items. His body rests partially atop a box labeled "Johnny's Pigeons," and his eyes are closed in peaceful sleep. Surrounding him are a stainless steel appliance, a green container with a red lid, and assorted household objects. The scene blends quiet absurdity with feline elegance, as Phil turns a cluttered nook into a deluxe loaf sanctuary.

A plush black and white cat lounges on a wooden surface beside a bunch of bananas. His paw rests casually on the fruit, which bears small sticker labels. Behind him, various leafy plants create a lush backdrop. Phil’s relaxed posture and the absurd juxtaposition of snack and surveillance give the scene a cheeky blend of elegance and eccentricity.

A black and white cat with plush fur and piercing blue eyes rests atop an orange cloth under a wooden structure. His head is nestled against one of the wooden supports, and he gazes directly at the camera with calm intensity. The orange fabric enhances the warmth of the scene, while the wooden backdrop gives it a cozy, refined tone.

🐾 Scabbers – The Captain

Aliases: Grey Ghost, Scabber Dabber Doo, Napa Cabbage

Known for: Bat-bat diplomacy, strict training drills, minimal tolerance, and zero chill

Born seconds before Heddy but with the nerve to cut the line, Scabbers has clawed his way into command as Captain of the Traveling Cat Syndicate. Petite in frame but dense with secrets and grudges, he oversees soldier training with scorn, structure, and the occasional backward bunny kick. He tolerates his littermate Boss because challenging her means paperwork—and inefficiency is beneath him. Scabbers is kind only to the dog, occasionally polite to the humans, and emotionally unavailable to everyone else.

Disposition:

Tolerates the crew. Barely.

Exceptionally sweet to Jemma—a diplomatic mystery no one questions

Swats first, glares later if provoked by eye contact

Touch his back at your own legal and emotional peril

Physical Traits:

Compact frame with maximum loaf density

Appears small, weighs like betrayal

Eyes that whisper, “You’ve disappointed me. And I knew you would.”

Crew Status:

Title: Captain

Oversees soldier training and internal behavioral enforcement

Officially displeased with current recruiting standards

Signature Move: The Triple Bat™ followed by The Backward Bunny Kick of Disrespect™

A gray cat with soft fur and piercing green eyes stands confidently on a wooden surface. The backdrop features wood paneling, giving the scene a cozy, cabin-like atmosphere. The cat’s direct gaze and alert posture suggest curiosity and quiet authority, like they’re assessing the room with focused intent.

A gray cat lounges on a wooden surface beside a crocheted sunflower, gently resting one paw atop the vibrant yellow petals. A round checkered pillow and green houseplants frame the scene, with an AeroPress coffee maker visible in the background. The overall setting radiates warmth and creativity, as if Scabbers has commandeered a crafts-and-coffee outpost for syndicate snoozing.

A gray cat walks atop a concrete barrier in a snowy landscape. Frost-covered bushes and trees fill the background, while the sky glows softly with the light of a rising or setting sun. The contrast between the chilly environment and the warm sunburst creates a cinematic atmosphere, as Scabbers moves through the wintry scene with quiet determination.

A gray cat with green eyes lies in the foreground on a wooden kitchen counter, positioned in front of a silver appliance, possibly a pressure cooker. Behind him, a black-and-white cat with blue eyes sits upright on the same surface, surrounded by various household items including a glass and kitchen accessories. The scene captures a candid moment of two cats occupying the same space—one relaxed, the other poised—creating a layered sense of syndicate hierarchy and domestic chaos.

A gray cat and a light beige cat lie close together on a wooden surface. The beige cat rests its head gently atop the gray cat’s side, while both appear relaxed with eyes partially closed. Behind them, a window offers a view of green trees and grass, adding a natural glow to the cozy indoor scene. The moment radiates calm intimacy and quiet trust between the two companions.

🐾 Bean – The Enforcer

Aliases: Bean-Bean-oween, Gingy Bean, Beautiful Bean Footage

Known for: Stealth onboarding, perimeter defense, reluctant snuggles, and urgent meeps

Bean didn’t arrive—he infiltrated. Stowing away under the bus at a boat ramp, he rumbled 50 miles on a fuel tank in pouring rain, stopping twice like it was a high-stakes chase scene. When discovered, he launched a full tactical chomp to a thumb—just to establish boundaries. Over two years later, he’s gone from Feral Fury to Defensive Darling. Still spicy when scooped, still allergic to “being held,” but loyal, vocal, and patrol-obsessed.

Disposition:

Indoors: affectionate-ish, chatty, 1.2-second cuddle tolerance

Outdoors: last line of defense with tactical chase instincts

Fiercely loyal to humans—but on his terms

Meep-powered, yet radiates don’t-touch energy

Physical Traits:

Compact ginger unit of dense scrappy muscle

Eyes that say, “I rode here on your fuel tank and I’ll do it again”

Splits his time between indoor comfort and under-bus surveillance like a loyal chaos sentinel

Crew Status:

Title: Enforcer

Official perimeter guard of the Traveling Cat Syndicate

Communicates in urgent chirps; hisses politely when required

Signature Move: The Drop-Then-Chomp™ followed by Underbus Vanish™

A light-colored cat sits beside a potted plant blooming with pink flowers. The backdrop is soft and blurred, with gray and white patterns that frame the scene like wallpaper. Bean’s posture is upright and quietly dignified, as if stationed there for surveillance or aesthetic excellence. The floral element adds a delicate contrast to his neutral tones, creating a warm and whimsical moment of stillness.

A light orange tabby cat lounges in a cozy nook surrounded by a mix of everyday objects, including a blue and white plastic bag and a textured cushion. His front paw is raised slightly as he stretches or grooms, eyes relaxed and half-closed. The warm tones of his fur and laid-back demeanor give the scene an intimate glimpse into his quiet daily rhythm.

A pale cream-colored cat sits confidently on a wooden shelf positioned under a ceiling made of visible planks. Surrounding him are assorted objects including a black box and white item, lending the space a cozy, slightly cluttered feel. Bean stares directly at the camera, his posture upright and his gaze calm, giving the impression he’s surveying his domain from a private command perch.

A pale orange tabby cat lies comfortably on a dark blue blanket spread over a bed. His head rests gently on a beige pillow, and he’s positioned near a window that offers a peek of a wooden outdoor structure. The soft lighting and peaceful pose give the scene a quiet, relaxed energy—like Bean has claimed this nap station as part of his daily syndicate briefing ritual.

A light orange tabby cat lies sprawled on a bed, his body elongated and head tilted back in a wide yawn. His mouth is open, revealing teeth and tongue in a moment of pure feline expression. A striped pillow and orange blanket add cozy contrast behind him, emphasizing the relaxed, intimate setting. The scene captures a candid burst of personality—equal parts nap mode and operatic flair.

🐾 Wes – Soldier (In Training)

Aliases: Wes Mess, WES, WES???

Known for: Mini hugs, unauthorized socializing, dramatic jet-black sleekness

Wes didn’t ask for this life. He just wanted a few crunchy snacks and maybe a lap nap. But life handed him a syndicate, a semi-bonded littermate named LaLa, and a world full of fences to test. Jet black and charmingly independent, he bounces between sneak-attack snuggles and unauthorized social engagements. Bean disapproves of his mingling. Scabbers has him on drills. Still, Wes finds time to drop a hug on his humans before vanishing like a shadow with a social agenda.

Disposition:

Sweet with his people—delivers mini-hugs, then disappears

Big brother energy with LaLa, even while aloof

Rumored to befriend locals and build a low-key side network

Rides the line between soldier and rogue with feline finesse

Physical Traits:

Jet black fur, darker than LaLa by several shades

Glossy and stealth-approved, built for midnight diplomacy

Moves like he’s 40% shadow, 60% sibling mischief

Crew Status:

Title: Soldier (In Training)

Mentored by Scabbers, monitored by Bean

Currently flagged for “behavioral debriefs” and independent field assessments

Signature Move: The Drive-By Shoulder Bump™ followed by *The Meep & Vanish™

A black cat curled snugly inside a large stainless steel mixing bowl, resting atop a wooden surface. Kitchen utensils and a dish rack fill the background, giving the scene a domestic backdrop. Wes fits perfectly, his glossy fur gleaming against the reflective metal, as if the bowl were custom-designed for feline loaf containment.

A black cat lies on a wooden surface, gently cradling a plush beige stuffed llama and grooming it. His head rests against it, eyes half-closed in peaceful repose. Nearby sit a pink textured item and a small cactus, adding quirky warmth to the background. The scene feels soft and surreal—like Wes has temporarily swapped espionage for emotional support duty.

A black cat sleeps curled inside a small gray container placed on a wooden surface. His sleek black fur fills the bowl to the brim, making his loaf shape appear almost molded to fit. The tight fit gives the scene an air of playful absurdity—like Wes selected the least ergonomic nap pod on purpose just to prove he could.

Two black cats rest closely together on a cozy surface, their heads gently touching. One has a small white patch on its chest and contrasting white whiskers, while the other is entirely black. They’re nestled beside potted plants and a wooden structure, forming a quiet duet of feline serenity and sibling synergy.

A black cat sits alert on a narrow wooden shelf mounted to a door with frosted glass panels. Soft light filters in from outside, illuminating his silhouette against the dim interior. He looks upward as if tracking movement above, calm yet vigilant—clearly overseeing hallway operations from his elevated command post.

🐾 LaLa – Soldier (In Training)

Aliases: Fa La La, Smurf Chorus, Little Asshole²

Known for: Dramatic exits, food bowl immersion, emotional damage via meeping

Tiny. Mighty. Loud. She may be a mini tuxedo, but this isn’t dinner theater—it’s full-volume syndicate business. She follows Zach with blind loyalty, supervises every dog walk like it’s a parade in her honor, and makes it her mission to ensure no one forgets when they’ve left her behind. The kitchen is her stage, the food bowl her throne, and her voice? Constant.

Disposition:

Snuggly with Zach, fiercely noisy when separated

Loyal, bold, and approximately 30% water at any given time due to bowl immersion

Enjoys home turf, prefers inside operations

Has not yet learned “indoor voice”

Physical Traits:

Mini tuxedo—small in stature, large in presence

Often damp, unapologetically messy eater

Walks like she owns the sidewalk and the emotional arc of every dog

Crew Status:

Title: Soldier (In Training)

Partnered loosely with Wes but out-noises him tenfold

Current Assignment: Emotional reconnaissance and perimeter shrieking

Signature Move: The Bowl Sit-&-Slurp™ followed by The Abandonment Meep™

: A black and white cat stands on a wooden table, gazing out the window with alert posture. Potted plants—succulents, vines, and hanging greenery—line the windowsill, and a soft green field stretches outside. Light spills in around her as she surveys the scene, regal and entirely absorbed in whatever mystery lies beyond the glass.

A black and white cat with vivid yellow eyes lies stretched on a wooden surface, one paw dangling lazily over the edge. She locks eyes with the camera, her gaze intense and unimpressed. Behind her sits a tangle of colorful yarn and scattered supplies, as if she’s claiming dominion over the crafting zone with soft paws and silent judgment.

A black and white cat sleeps curled inside a glass baking dish on a wooden table. Her compact loaf posture fits snugly into the dish, surrounded by nearby kitchen items—a hanging cloth above and a round bowl beside her. The scene is cozy yet absurdly charming, like she’s claimed the casserole pan as her official nap module.

A black and white cat sits confidently on the steering wheel of a vehicle in motion, gazing ahead like she’s co-piloting the mission. A tattooed arm steers while green trees and grass blur past the windshield. Her yellow collar with bell adds the perfect touch of prancy authority—LaLa, en route to somewhere important, and fully in charge of the vibe.

A black and white cat rests on a striped red and yellow blanket, front paws gracefully crossed. Her white fur pops against the bold colors, and her gaze drifts toward someone nearby holding a red object—possibly a guitar or ukulele. The scene blends cozy calm with a touch of musical chaos, as if LaLa is overseeing soundcheck before her next big loaf performance.

🐾 TBD – Associate

Aliases (so far): Titten, Spit Bean, The Cowlet, Flufflet Prime (provisional)

Known for: Sock-bath compliance, intense purr response, baby gremlin vocals

She’s only been in the organization for 24 hours, but she’s already earned clearance to Nancy’s lap and soul. Weighing in at 1lb 9oz of hiss and fluff, this little cow-patterned mystery agent arrived scared but soft. She purrs when touched by her handler. She’s not a fighter yet—she’s a whisper. A storm seedling. And she is being watched for potential promotion to “Mini Diplomat” or “Ghost Recon.”

Disposition:

Timid but loyal—fierce side-eye to the crew, instant melt for Nancy

Hissing is purely decorative; she’s all tremble and love

Currently stationed in Emotional Triage & Sock Spa Rehab

Potential for spy work… or just nap mastery

Physical Traits:

Black-and-white fluffy cowlet aesthetic

So small she could be mistaken for a fancy lint ball

Eyes like saucers, soul like fog

Crew Status:

Title: Associate

On probation—awaiting name, rank, and possibly a proper villain theme

Current Role: Emotional suction cup, chaos seedling, threat-to-be

Signature Move: The Sock Soak™ followed by The Spit-&-Purr™

A tiny black and white kitten sits on a wooden surface, licking her nose in mid-motion. She’s positioned next to a large rustic bowl, surrounded by potted plants and warm wooden textures—curious, cozy, and clearly mid-snack surveillance

A black and white kitten with wide eyes and a pink nose peeks out from a narrow space between a silvery reflective surface and a cushion. Her whiskers catch the light as she surveys the camera, cloaked in a sliver of shadow—partially hidden, fully adorable, and likely casing the perimeter for snack protocol breaches

A black and white kitten lies curled on a soft blue blanket, nestled between a beige pillow and gray cushion. Her white paws tuck beneath her chest, and her face rests near the folds of the blanket—eyes closed, completely at peace and wrapped in the kind of safety reserved for high-ranking loaf commanders.

A black and white kitten naps on a soft blue surface, cradled between two white, textured cushions. Her fur blends with the shadows of the pillows, and her small body curves delicately against the backdrop—resting with quiet authority in a space clearly claimed

📁 CONFIDENTIAL DOSSIER CONCLUSION 📁

Case File: Traveling Cat Syndicate

Status: Active. Monitored. Unrepentantly cute.

This document represents the most up-to-date intelligence on our feline associates. All operatives accounted for. Behavioral notes logged. Tactical meeps verified.

Further operations and updated gallery intel will be filed via our pets page. Cross-species dossiers (a.k.a. the dog files) are under review for future clearance and narrative debriefs.

Note: Cuteness levels exceed safe viewing standards. Use caution when reviewing galleries unsupervised.

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Document signed and paw-stamped by the Syndicate.

We mentioned earlier that their influence spans the United States—and maybe someday, Las Vegas. After all, what syndicate wouldn’t be curious about The Mob Museum? Not just for its artifacts, but for its mob-themed aquarium built by Tanked. Naturally, the Traveling Cat Syndicate approves of fishy operations. It’s only a matter of time before paws hit the velvet carpet.