Meet the People Behind the Madness
We’re the offbeat duo who decided that living in a converted school bus with ten pets while chasing America’s weirdest roadside attractions was a perfectly reasonable life choice. We’ll tell you which attractions are worth the detour and which ones are just expensive parking lots with a gift shop.
More About Us – Who we are, why we do this, and how the hell we ended up in a bus with our current crew.
America’s Weird Roadside Attractions: Rated & Reviewed
We’ve driven past every oversized fiberglass animal, giant ball of twine, and concrete dinosaur America has to offer. Some are worth a 50-mile detour. Others? Tourist traps that’ll make you wish you’d kept driving.
We’ll tell you the difference. No sugar-coating, no “everything is amazing” travel blogger fluff. Just honest reviews from people who’ve actually been there, done that, and have the questionable photos to prove it.
Browse Our Big Weird List – Every roadside oddity we’ve visited, rated from “worth the gas” to “keep driving, trust me.”
Full-Time Bus Life with a Full Pet Roster
Since 2022, we’ve been living in a converted orange bus, chasing America’s strangest attractions with pets who all think they’re the main characters.
Bus life: 90% chaos, 10% freedom, 100% worth it.
Someone’s always stealing the best seat, the GPS gets ignored (looking at you, Zach), and finding pet-friendly stops takes more planning than you’d expect.
But waking up somewhere new every few days? Worth it. Especially when it means front-row seats to America’s weirdest roadside creativity.
See Inside Our Bus – Peek inside the rolling chaos machine that powers our adventures.
Meet the Crew – They travel. They judge. They shed. Get to know them and all their opinions.
Budget Travel Tips That Actually Work
Full-time travel doesn’t have to mean going broke. We’ve figured out how to chase weird attractions, eat well, and keep moody pets happy without sacrificing our financial sanity.
Free camping spots, local restaurant gems, and roadside oddities that don’t cost a dime—we’ve learned how to stretch a travel budget without missing the good stuff.
Travel Resources & Budget Tips – How we travel full-time without going broke—or skipping the weird.
The Backstories Behind the Bizarre
Every roadside oddity has a story. Who built it? Why does it exist? What kind of person wakes up and decides to create a museum dedicated to barbed wire?
We dig into the history, track down the creators when possible, and uncover the strange logic behind America’s weirdest attractions. Because the story behind the giant fiberglass chicken is often better than the chicken itself.
Read Our Latest Adventures – Deep dives into the absurd. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes unhinged.
What We Found This Week
Last week: a house shaped like a shoe. This week: a museum entirely dedicated to salt and pepper shakers. Next week? Who knows what bizarre creation will catch our attention.
Each stop adds to the chaos: we find questionable art, stranger stories, and roadside genius
See What We Found This Week – A rotating feed of our newest discoveries, straight from the road.
[pt_view id=”ea55354fw1″]Join the Hunt for America’s Weirdest Stuff
Found a bizarre roadside attraction we need to investigate? Discovered something so strange it made you question humanity? We’re always looking for the next “what were they thinking?” destination.
Drop us a comment with your weird finds—the best attractions are often the ones fellow travelers share. Bonus points if you’ve got photos.
The next bizarre, wonderful discovery is never far.
Just follow the light.